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I think today we should continue talking about underwear. Because I'm bored again and disappointed that it is only Tuesday.
For instance I have unanswered questions about that oh so confusing bit of male undergarment the Boxer Shorts. What is the point of boxer shorts? They're not sexy. They can't possibly accomplish the ostensible purpose of male underclothing, which is to keep one's bits from flopping about. (Or is there a different purpose to male undies? They can't just be for keeping your willie out of your zipper, can they?) And don't they bunch up under your trousers? Enquiring minds want to know!
What else can we discuss that's underwear related... the thong perhaps? Well my view on that is the only reason for a thong is to avoid VPL, no they are NOT comfortable, but sometimes they've gotta be done. But keep them inside your trousers for pete's sake. Tight hip huggers indeed require you to suck it up and Go Commando.
In less frivolous news the winner of the Find an Opening Band for Attrition and Voices of Masada (drum roll please):
Excession
Featuring guitarist Dave of Vendemmian, and Yasmin on vocals -- think Faith & the Muse crossed with Inkubus Sukkubus. Whew! Tonight will feature hair dyeing whilst finalising the flyers. And maybe redoing the tickets. I need a graphic design bitch, I really do...
For instance I have unanswered questions about that oh so confusing bit of male undergarment the Boxer Shorts. What is the point of boxer shorts? They're not sexy. They can't possibly accomplish the ostensible purpose of male underclothing, which is to keep one's bits from flopping about. (Or is there a different purpose to male undies? They can't just be for keeping your willie out of your zipper, can they?) And don't they bunch up under your trousers? Enquiring minds want to know!
What else can we discuss that's underwear related... the thong perhaps? Well my view on that is the only reason for a thong is to avoid VPL, no they are NOT comfortable, but sometimes they've gotta be done. But keep them inside your trousers for pete's sake. Tight hip huggers indeed require you to suck it up and Go Commando.
In less frivolous news the winner of the Find an Opening Band for Attrition and Voices of Masada (drum roll please):
Featuring guitarist Dave of Vendemmian, and Yasmin on vocals -- think Faith & the Muse crossed with Inkubus Sukkubus. Whew! Tonight will feature hair dyeing whilst finalising the flyers. And maybe redoing the tickets. I need a graphic design bitch, I really do...
